Harris Hotels Exposed. Investors beware! : Another Marc Steinmeyer monstrosity on Jalan Drupadi, Seminyak. The Tijili

Most people are aware of the especially novel way by which the local Balinese stop foreign developers destroying the natural beauty of their rapidly diminishing island. There is a well regarded law that no new commercial development can rise above the height of a coconut tree.

Well, welcome to yet another illegal Tauzia high-rise monstrosity in Seminyak. The Tijili. Marc Steinmeyer and his mignon, Mr Glass, have again joined forces with corrupt officialdom - akin to the Balinese mafia called the Laskar - and are further destroying the local environment.

Maybe those are baby coconut palms? No. We are going to show you just how this company have been able to totally disregard the laws of Indonesia and Bali. Who's going to jail? Who'll skip the country? You can read more about the Islamist and anti-Christian Indonesian militia very active in Bali, Laskar, here. Or you can just any Balinese local to explain.

We've seen Tauzia architectural models before, haven't we? The designers are clearly drinking hallucinatory mushroom shakes. Being a Tauzia production where economy with the truth is common, it comes as no surprise that this hotel is nothing near to what they purport it to be.

Apart from blatant misrepresentation to investors, the model provides irrefutable proof the designers were clearly given the green light to break the law. We shouldn't be surprised who's behind it all. Enter that sheister French property developer from Tauzia and Harris Hotels Group, Marc Steinmeyer. Funny, he doesn't like the limelight for some reason.

This is Marc Steinmeyer.

Typical of the French, he couldn't give a monkey's arse about anyone but himself. Marc and Mr Glass lead a rich expatriate life in Jakarta. Both are extraordinarily well connected. The only consideration this beastly duo gives to Bali is how hard they can squeeze the life out of it. Well, we are going to make sure that Mr Marc Steinmeyer gets his just desserts. And we are going to expose "the money" behind the developers. It makes for very interesting reading. A bit like a crime novel. We're just putting the final touches - talking to our hero informers - and we're away.

This is Marc Steinmeyer.

He looks a bit like a child molester, doesn't he? But no, he just rapes Bali with the help of his assistant, Mr Glass, who also looks rather manic, if you ask us. Mr Glass is the man who tends to do all the 'apologising' for Tauzia and Harris Group - but it is all just hot air. Mr Steinmeyer works mainly in back rooms cutting shady money deals. Unrelenting, this despicable company have dozens and dozens of similarly horrid developments appearing across all of Indonesia. Let's face it, there are no shortage of corruptible officials who will allow Tauzia Group to destroy local culture, heritage and the environment in return for a sack of cash.

It's Indonesia!!

Mr Glass

Well, times change. You see, there is now a somewhat vicious anti-corruption watchdog - The Komisi Pemberantasan Korupsi (KPK). Stay tuned, loyal fans - and Tauzia Investors. We are going to lift the lid on the real Tijili development - and show you once again how totally corrupt these developers and their shady backers truly are. You see, we've been doing some digging, as good journalists do. It's amazing how many competitors and enemies this company have! Seriously, folks, we couldn't shut them up. Anyway, you'll have to wait a short while.

Be patient! We'll break this news just when Harris Seminyak & Preference Hotels' Tijili projects are at their most very vulnerable. We'll soon be visiting the Harris Nusa Dua, also via Tauzia partner HITAKARA Development shortly. We've really only just scratched the surface.

Of course, let's not forget their marketing is a huge sack of lies ... which we will demonstrate again in our next bumper edition. Hey, speaking of demonstrations, it's not going to be long before we are all out there letting our voices be heard above the Jalan Drupadi construction. It is going to be one international launch date that Tauzia and Marc Steinmeyer will never forget. Hold the front page, editors! Just a quick aside, we are very proud of our SEO team who took us to #1 on Google - averaging one hundred visitors each day. It's great we have Tijili as a new challenge.

We're also going to work on Mr Steinmeyer - in case anyone cares to search for him and his professional credentials online. It would almost be disappointing if Tauzia had conceded to our ultimatum. This is fun.

These hilariously fake shots from the Tauzia marketing website associated with the Tijili Seminyak development are going to look rather stupid once we have finished the next exposé. In case you're wondering, check out the facts behind the Harris Seminyak condotel directly below.